Thanks to the Lipstick Librarian, we learned of the existence of MTV's new series, "The 70s House." If you haven't heard, the idea behind the show is that a bunch of 20-somethings have to ditch their cell phones, iPods, etc., and live with a rotary-dial phone, 8-track tapes, and bad polyester clothes for the duration of the series. We ignored our personal boycott of reality shows to watch the first episode last week, and we started thinking that MTV ought to follow up with "The 70s Library" ...
- Card catalog with real cards!
- Library cards with those stamped-metal ID numbers. Ka-chunk!
- Not only does the computer have a small, green screen, but only staff members may use it. And they don't very much.
- The O'Jays, Kiki Dee, and the Bay City Rollers on 12" vinyl. Sit down and listen to an LP on a
turntable record player with enormous headphones! (Damn, there's a skip in the middle of the best song ...) - Borrow a little statue of a golden bee for two weeks. Or perhaps you'd prefer the Rosetta Stone?
- Parent actually keep their children quiet!
- Witness the dawn of the age of librarians with huge eyeglasses!
- A real live person answers the phone! And the buttons for the lines stay down when you press them.
- Need to find a magazine article on a subject? Meet the Readers' Guide to Periodical Literature.
- Typing rooms! With typewriters! You may buy a sheet of carbon paper at the circulation desk.
- If you want a color copy, you'd better have a box of Crayolas with you.
- If you want to check out a movie, you'd better have an 8mm projector at home. The library will be showing "Football Follies" in the community room on Saturday morning, though.
- Is this upholstery, or is it orange burlap?
- ... and so much more!
But, even in the 70s Library, a lot of people ask where the restrooms are, and quite a few of the staff members act like they wish you'd just go away.