New song: "The OPAC Sucks".
We anticipate panel discussions at conferences devoted to this question --
What sucks worse: OPACs ... or the anAACRonisms' new song, "The OPAC Sucks"? Or maybe the music video for the song (which includes bonus title-and-credits music by OPACapella)?
Keep in mind that your library isn't spending thousands of dollars on the song and video.
"The OPAC sucks, that's all I gotta say
You're outta luck if you can't spell "Hemingway" ...
Complete lyrics here.

