Dear Savage Chickens,
We're offended and outraged by your recent "Librarian Hell" cartoon. You're apparently unaware of the existence of Dewey Decimal classification (under which, of course, books are not shelved in alphabetical order), and that reflects more poorly on you than on librarians. Your crude portrayal of a librarian as a chicken is especially insulting, because librarians are courageous defenders of intellectual freedom. We demand that you remove this offensive cartoon from your website and issue an apology to librarians everywhere. Thank you.
p.s. The librarians who complained to the Boston Globe about a sports column last week are dipshits.