25 More Would-Be-Banned
Children's Books
NOTE: To avoid permanent damage to your soul, mind, and body, stop reading this page right now. No one is allowed to look at this list but us. Don't say we didn't warn you.
Once more, Banned Books Week directs all its attention to books that will always remain on library shelves for kids to read, instead of highlighting books which children will never have the opportunity to enjoy. Because they don't exist, will never be written, and would never in a million years show up in a library anyway.
Following up on a list we assembled two years ago,
we present the titles of more would-be-banned books:
- Heather Has Two MILFs
- King Bidgood's at the Bathhouse
- The Sisterhood of the Unraveling Underpants
- Midnight for Charlie's Boner
- Clit, Cunt, Moo-Ooh! Cows That Come
- Fucking the Sarge
- Dear Mistress Laurie: Letters from BDSM School
- Goodnight, Poon
- The Ho's Chokin'-Chicken Emergency
- Lezzie Bright and the Bucknaked Boy
- Mike Mulligan and His Drilldo
- The Tale of Jemima Cuddle-Fuck
- The Secret of the Old Cock
- My Librarian Has a Camel Toe
- On the Banks of Cum Creek
- The Grey Lady and the Strawberry Snatch
- Charlie and the Condom Factory
- Mr. Brown Can Splooge, Can You?
- Julie of the Doggy-Style
- Wodney Wat Weams Wectums
- Ella Sarah Gets Undressed for Money
- Cunnicula
- Mrs. Peabody's Nipples
- Olivia Saves the Brothel
- Junie B.J. Jones Has a Monster Cock in Her Mouth
Last year's BBW page was: Why the Hell Not Ban a Few Books?