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Ask a Librarian

Recorded by: Marc Record & the Good Ol' PACs

What is the legal age for marryin'?
How do you spell "contrarian"?
You can ask a librarian
Anything you need.

What dinosaurs ate carrion?
What band was Bryan Ferry in?
Was John Wayne's real name Marion?
How fast is light speed?

What cultures are agrarian?
What county is Wilkes-Barre in?
What is a Rastafarian?
How come grass is green?

What aisle's the dictionary in?
Where's the closest veterinarian?
What flick were Tom and Jerry in
When they danced with Gene?

When I was just a little pollywog,
Mama showed me the card catalog.
I look back fondly on those days.

Life was so much simpler then,
But you can still talk to a librarian.
You can walk right up to her and say:

I need pictures of planarian.
Where's the Isthmus of Darien?
Is the book by Dave Barry in?
What's the quote on DuPont?

No matter what you're queryin'.
Go and ask a librarian!
You can ask a librarian
Anything you want.

(Sing along now!)

You can ask a librarian,
You can ask a librarian,
You can ask a librarian
Anything you want ...

(Lyrics and music: Smith)