LibGenTronics, Inc.

Inventing tomorrow's library science today!
LGTI Scientists at Work

Catalogenetics

Using custom-built equipment, LibGenTronics scientists unscramble the DDC code. Some Dewey numbers are known to be irrational and have been calculated to as many as 20 million decimal places.

LibGenTronics is a leader in the development of recombinant splicing technology for creating new subject headings, setting the pace in a fast-changing world of plastic knowledge. Catalogeneticists
Dublin Core samples

Geometadatalogy

At the LibGenTronics laboratory in Ireland, researchers use exploratory drills to obtain material from miles within the earth's crust, and then extract important information from these Dublin Core samples.

Reference Engineering

Engineers at LibGenTronics isolate and filter toxic materials away from the Internet, ensuring that library patrons have healthier browsing sessions with fewer headaches.

Vat of scum
Search tool As participants in a local school's educational enrichment corporate affiliation program, the librarians of the future help LibGenTronics field-test the latest search tools.
To help libraries better understand patron needs, bioreferengineers at LibGenTronics study the complete reference ecosphere, including reproductive fluids deposited by pornography-viewing Internet users. LibGenTronics scientist at work
Seeds of literacy

Bibliagritechnology

LibGenTronics has undertaken an expansive program to create disaffection-resistant strains of seeds to enable libraries to more efficiently sow literacy.

Windmill generators pump electricity directly into the soil matrix where LibGenTronics grows e-trees, the bark and pulp of which are later manufactured into e-paper and e-books. Windmill generators ...... power e-paper pulp
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