The Laughing Librarian's Resources for National Library Week 2000
National Library Week haiku:A new slogan for
National Library Week:
"Libraries kick ass!"
Bookmark to give away:
Anagrams of "National Library Week":An oily tin lawbreaker.On a labial winery trek.
Suggestions for National Library Week activities:
- Close the library, so staff can spend National Library Week with their families!
- Issue special date-due cards: "Return this item by [date], or we'll kick your ass!"
- Give kids a fun maze to solve!
- Make The Laughing Librarian the start-up page on the library's Internet computers!
- The Book-of-the-Day Challenge: Ask patrons to find the $50.00 bill stuck in a randomly-selected volume each day!
- Have a public burning of Dr. Laura's books!
- Invite patrons to make yummy edible "books" out of waffles, cheese slices, and chocolate syrup!
- Stage a public reading of the names, telephone numbers, and addresses of all patrons with more than $3.95 in overdue fines!
- Essay contest for school-aged kids: "How the library helps me kick some ass!"
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