A funding idea from The Laughing Librarian's Print Shop


In recent years, failed referenda, tax cuts, and rising costs have created great incentives for libraries to seek out sponsorships and other forms of "partnering" with corporations and local businesses. As Willie Sutton said when asked why he robbed banks, "That's where the money is." (Okay, he didn't really say it.)

The Library of Congress' connection with Coca-Cola and ALA's dealings with McDonald's and Hershey tell us that, for libraries, the money is especially in products that aren't completely healthy. So, as long as we're bent on bodily destruction, why not go where the money really is? ...

The library has so many books ... try speed reading! A message from your library and America's controlled substance merchants.

Huff ... puff ... blow! A message from your library and America's controlled substance merchants.

Get X-cited about reading! A message from your library and America's controlled substance merchants.


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